Craptastic

Dear Dog Owner Who Fails to Pick Up Their Smoochie's Poo:

Hope all is well with you and Smoochie. Recently, I have noticed that you do not bend down and pick up your puppy's feces. You may not have received the memo, but it ain't cool to let your dog droppings just bake in the sun. I don't care if it's on the grass in the dog park or on the sidewalk, either way it's just digusting. Now, don't give me the environmental argument. I'm a green head too, but I still think it is wrong to let dog crap just fester. So, for the green heads like you and me, just buy biodegradeable poop bags. It's perfect and solves the problem.

If you are not a green head, but you are lazy, well then god damnit, you shouldn't have a dog. We wouldn't allow that type of laziness in parents, why should we expect it from a dog owner?! And please, understand that dog owners are in the same zone. Meaning, you represent us. It's kinda like being a minority. Just effing pick up your dog's s&%t.

Thank you,

C&C

P.S. In case you are a visual learner: This should be picked up by YOU.